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You Should Write a Book. Okay, I’ll Help.A live writing workshop with Byron Lane: memoir or novel, where to start, how to outline, and how to f-ing finish it. One hour on Zoom. 10 spots. $89.November 7: Save my seat →October 10: Sold out
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I Lost My Virginity to a TV Weatherman

Local man learns dangers of squall lines, dew points, and falling in love.

The author, on air. Conditions were about to change.

“How do you know it was really love?” A TV weatherman showed me sunny days and a broken heart.

I was 22, newly out of the closet, and convinced I had found something real. Until a storm cloud moved in.

This is a story about early love, self-deception, and what happens when you finally question your own feelings.

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Byrontology Newsletter Explodes With Over 700 Subscribers

What began as one man writing his way through a bad week now lands in more than 700 inboxes and was named a “Substack Bestseller.”

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Writing Workshop Filling Fast

“I’ll write my book someday Saturday.”

The October 10 workshop sold out, so a new date has been added: Saturday, November 7. Seats are going fast for the live, one-hour workshop where attendees will learn how to finally write their books: memoir or novel, where to start, how to outline, and how to f-ing finish it. Ten spots. $89.

Instructor Byron Lane worked for Carrie Fisher, won two Emmys as a journalist, and wrote A Star Is Bored, which The New York Times Book Review called “wildly funny,” then Big Gay Wedding. He’s sharing the tools that got him a two-book deal.

Saturday, November 7 · 10am PT / 1pm ET · Live on Zoom · 10 spots
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Handmade Book Sparks Reader Frenzy; One Reader Buys Seven

Everything Is Stupid Okay Fine I’ll Keep Going. Handmade. Limited. Byron Lane’s latest.

A small, handmade book is now available in limited quantities, and early readers say it fits in a pocket, a purse, or a very bad week.

“Small enough to hold onto. True enough to hold onto you.”— A reader
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Five Years Married and Something Feels Off

“Our marriage doesn’t feel like ones from TV or movies.” Five years of marriage and something still doesn’t line up.

“Our marriage doesn’t feel like ones from TV or movies.” Five years of marriage and something still doesn’t line up. I thought I knew what this was supposed to feel like.

This is a story about commitment, confusion, and what love actually feels like…

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